So I was bored at work today and was looking at foxnews.com and ran across this article http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,288678,00.html Seems regualr house mice are on the hunt for birds.

This would not be fun.... http://www.wlky.com/news/13547817/detail.html

Go and see this video.

http://www.heavy.com/video/11110

So we lost our assistant manager a couple of weeks ago at work. It sucks cause he was a cool guy. So I applied for the position when it came out and so did about 20 other people. As I was at work one day I saw my boss printing off the resumes of the other applicants. I was feeling kinda down because with all the work I have done, (welost him when my boss was on vacation for two weeks so I had to do three jobs), I thought I deserved the position. So I started looking for a new job to kind of test the water and see what is out there. My boss tells me the other day that we need to have a one on one meeting. So I go to this meeting with her and she asks me if I want the job and I was like duh of course I do. She then tells me in all fairness I deserve it and that its mine....unoficially. She still has to interview some people and hopefully will get someone to fill my spot. So yesterday I was at work being thoroughly bored and I get this call from our HR department. The guy was like "so you want the lead position?" and of course I said yes. He then tells me that he is offering me the job and it goes into effect May 1. So more money and higher commision payouts for me. I was pretty stoked and I think I am going to partake in some Bushmills tonight. Never liked the stuff till I started hanging out with Ryan. Thanks, this stuff is the shit.

So a quick run down for those of you who will read this and have no clue whats going on. I went back to school, online anyways and have been doing it for the past few months. So all my classes so far have been english/grammar/bullshit so far. Don't get me wrong, I love to write, but these classes suck ass. In everyone its been about writing essays. All my assignments have to be in APA format and posted as such. That is all dandy, but I don't think I have learned a fucking thing. Thank God my work is paying for it. I would go to a tradiotnal college, hell even MIT, would be better than this crap, but since my girlfriend is going to school during the day I got to bring home the bacon so I can't go to a traditional college. So yes I am just pissing and moaning about a decision that I made and I am hating every minute of it. I guess I get to look forward to an associates degree in bullshit for the most part. All I know is after I am done with this I am going to go to a traditional school for my bachelors and suffer that way. Thats my bitch for today.

So as I sat,
I pondered like a bat!
Why I am black,
Why they are brown,
Oh look is the ground!!

So yeah I was bored sitting at home and decided I needed to smoke. After I smoked I felt I needed to write a bit of poetry. Edgar Allen Poe who??? Biatch....I done....

SO I haven't posted in awhile and thought I would post something. I have been working my ass off at work for the most part. Gotta make those benjamins somehow. I have also been doing online classes. Its a little more manageable right now than going to good ole MIT(Mesa in Town). Since I have been diagnosed with diabetes I have been doing out a little more as well. I am still working on getting my shoulder to 100% so I can go back into martial arts. That is still a few months away I think. Getting ready for christmas has been a chore too. Luckily this year I started shopping in October for everyone. Now I am just waiting for friends to come into town, for the best christmas party, and to see friends who are still in town. Its kinda weird how I can still be in the same town with alot of the people I hung out with a few years ago, but never see them like I use too. That kinda sucks sometimes. Hopefully I can change that. Only time will tell I guess. Well hope everyone has a good night.

So I was diagnosed with Diabetes on on tuesday and it has definately made an impact on my life. I was having some health issues so I went to the doc last thursday and then I had to go back friday and have some blood work done. Now that my life has changed I have to work out more and I have to watch what I eat. So if anyone knows any good diabetic meals please let me know. Any help would be appreciated. Also words of encouragement help as well. My grandfather has diabetes and has almost lost his foot twice. So this scares the shit out of me. Thanks for any and all your help.

So as some people know I have been hating my job alot lately. So I get this call from our area manager today and I was on the other line. So I check the message and she says that she really needs to talk to me asap. So I am like shit what the fuck did I do now? So I call her and she is asking me about a problem we had over the weekend. I proceed to tell her that the problem is fixed yadda yadda yadda...She says well I have some good news for you. I was like what? She then tells me that I was in the top %10 in my area for sales and that the company is flying me to Seattle in October. I was like are you serious?? She said yes you are one of the winners. Mind you I have never worked for a company that has given things like this to its employers. I was fucking ecstatic. For thoughs of you that do not know I was born in Washington and moved when I was 3 and have never been back. So Seattle here I come!! Oh yeah its this big party I get to go to at Qwest stadium, where the Seahawks play. Fuck yeah. Have a great night everyone.

So I go tmy results back from my MRI. I have partially torn tendon in my shoulder. The Doc hopes it will heal itself but only time will tell. If not I have to have them poke a hole in me and the scrape off all the dead cells so it can reattach itself. Which means another 6 weeks of recover for that, or so I am told. Fucking joy. Everyone that I have talked to that has had it done says the surgery is easy its the recupuration that sucks. Oh well maybe I will get some good drugs for it!! :) Thats about all thats new.

So I haven't written for a long time. Decided maybe I should post a thing or to of the happenings in my life; not like anyone is going to give 2 shits about it but I get some morbid satisfaction out of it. For the most part I work and go to kickboxing. That takes a good deal of my time cause well kickboxing will help my fat ass lose some wait and I like it, and I have to work to pay fot eh damn car and house I bought. So everything was merry up until my birthday on July 12. I had some friends over and we bbq and were getting shitty and smoking a little, I was feeling great, having a good time with good people. So my bestfriend decides to hold me down and they write all over me in permanent marker. It really was some funny shit. Then it happened. Shortly after midnight on that fateful night someone at my party decided that they needed to tackle me....fucker.....so they tackled, but good. They drove their shoulder into my shoulder......and then right into the ground. I guess I did not get up for a few minutes cause I am guessing it hurt like hell. I was so drunk I don't remember how it felt. So when my drunk ass wakes up in the morning I realize, much to my hungover self, that my shoulder/arm hurts like hell. After sitting there for a moment and thinking through the alcoholic haze I vaguely remembered that I was tackled. So I proceed to wake Kelly up and I tell her I need to go to the hospital my arm does not want to move. So she tells me that when the room stops spinning she will take me. So I called my mom, (Thank god for mommies they always come in time of need or most of the time anyways), she takes me to the hospital. I am in basketball shorts and a muscle shirt mind you so all the writing they did to me is clearly visible. The nurses laugh and think it is the funniest thing. So get into my room and when the dr finally comes in I tell her what had happened and not to mind the big dick on my stomach. She did not find it funny. So she jerks my arm all around and asks me if it hurts. By this time it is taking all I have not to punch this bitch cause my arm is throbbing. So I go to get xrays and the techs down there are like we can fill in the drawnings with color...hahahaha....low and behold I broke a bone the size of a half dollar off of my shoulder, and of course this is where all your rotator cuff muscles attach. So I am in a sling for a few weeks. I go see the orthopedic surgeon to make sure its healing ok and he asks me how movement in my arm is and I tell him that it sucks. So he tells me that I might have torn my rotator cuff. Lovely, just fucking lovely.....So yesterday I go and get an MRI to see what else I might have done. Tomorrow I get the results and I will let you all know what it says. So until then smoke the good stuff and if you have extra call me and share!!

May luck be our companion
May friends stand by our side
May history remind us all
Of Ireland's faith and pride.
May God bless us with happiness
May love and faith abide.

So I had to go to Delta today for work. We are doing a big push for our services down there. As my boss and I went to lunch we picked up the local paper. As we proceeded to read the blotter this is what we found:

"February 12, 4:55 p.m.

Police received a report of a cow on the roadway in the 200 block of South Grand Mesa Drive. Officers Millholland and Wright responded and found the cow in the 200 block of Southeast Buffalo Ave. The cow was aggressive and charged Wright, who had to jump back into his patrol vehicle. The animal began charging everything that moved, including a Dodge truck that was trying to herd it into a field. Eventually the cow was herded into a field near the High School, but not before it charged several students in the area. The owner arrived on the scene and he was advised that the situation was getting out of control and that the cow needed to be put down. The owner agreed and he and Police herded the cow to a safer place in the field where any shots fired woudl not endanger the public. After several shots from a 30-30 rifle and a shotgun, the charging cow was finally killed."

Now what kind of shit is that?? Several shots and a shotgun?? Holy fuck were they trying to kill a Wooly Mamoth or something??

So I have come to realize that there are alot of fake ass people out there. They claim to be your friend and when they get the chance they stab you in the back. So I guess you could say that I have come to know who my real friends are and who are the bullshitters. What the bullshitters realize is that they will never know true happiness or contempt. They have a habit of telling one person one thing and another person something completely different. We spend to much of our daily lives worry about what other people think and trying to impress everyone else. We as a species are an amazing creature, but we have a lot to learn and overcome. Life is to short to be unhappy all the time and its not worth it. So there is my bitch for the day.Hope you have a wonderful day.

So I haven't had an update in ahwile and I was just sitting here so I figured I would write something. So lets see....I bought a house and a new car back in November. Been working on getting my house into better shape and increasing the value of it. Re-piping copper, gonna hang gutters, add a storage shed or side shop, and a few other things. I have always envisioned having a backyard with a pond and a waterfall with flowers or trees all around. Hopefully within the next few years I will be able to accopmlish that feat. I am starting to set some goals for myself and am going to start working hard towards those goals. I am getting a nice tax refund so that is going to get some of those goals accomplished. I am working at Qwest still...19 months and I couldn't have asked for a better job, even though I might be getting another job working less time and making double the money. Plus they are talking about having me open up my own branch..So we will see. I am testing the waters at the moment, but everything I have read and inquired about this company shows great potential. I know I have alot of pontential in me still that wants to come out so I am going to get my foot into the door. Anyways thats enough for now.